Archive for January, 2003

133 – Undercover Brother

Get down, get down! The Man is out to put the brother down and keep him there by making all black people into mindless, thoughtless, compliants. Who can stop The Man? The Brotherhood can!

The Brotherhood is comprised of The Chief, Conspiracy Brother, Sistah Girl, and Smart Brother. But The Brotherhood needs one guy who can infiltrate the seedy underbelly of The Man – Undercover Brother!

The Man has already given a mind-control drug to a famed African American former general (Billy Dee Williams), who’s on the verge of announcing his candidacy for president (remind you of anyone?). Under the control of The Man, the general decides instead to open a chain of fried-chicken fast-food restaurants. (He outranks the Colonel, you see.) The Man’s plan? Put the drug in all that chicken, and control all blacks! Haha! Ha! Ha!

Okay, so the plot’s a little threadbare. But we didn’t come here to watch Macbeth, did we? Hell, no! We’re here to see a brother get his groove on (among other things)! And Eddie Griffin is absolutely perfect as Undercover Brother – he’s right outta the Seventies, with platform shoes, a jive attitude, and one humongous ‘fro. Griffin has it all, brotha – and lemme tell you, if I was black and living in the seventies, maybe I’d have plenty of more hip slang to lay on you. But I’m not, and I’m not, so I’ll have to muddle on by with my dumpy white boy outlook. You dig?

I have to admit that I didn’t think this was going to be much of a movie. Sure, it might scrape up a few laughs, but it wouldn’t be uproarious. I wouldn’t be dissolving in rapturous gales of hilarity, nosir. I was a little wrong on that account. I just couldn’t stop laughing. See, what makes this movie work is that it makes fun of whites AND blacks equally – nothing wrong with a little equal-opportunity heckling, I say.

Oh, and be on the lookout for Neil Patrick Harris, who once upon a time played the very youthful Doogie Howser, M.D. He plays the token white boy in The Brotherhood (“Affirmative action,” The Chief says); his lines are among the funniest in the movie.

I found this to be a hilarious take on the eccentricities that blacks think whites have and that whites think blacks have; in other words, the intentionally exaggerates some general, but subtle differences and exploits them for buckets o’ laughs. It’s PG-13, but there’s not really all that much that kids can’t see, although there are some drug references. It’s also pretty short, clocking in at around 80 minutes on my DVD player.

Undercover Brother: ***

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132 – Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry Potter returns to the wizard school Hogwarts for his second year of schooling, along with his friends Ron and Hermione. But danger’s afoot for the boy wizard. Before the start of his second year, Harry is visited by a House Elf named Dobby. Dobby warns Harry not to return to Hogwarts, but of course Harry doesn’t heed his warning. Besides, he must escape from the clutches of his cruel, nasty adoptive family.

So Harry’s busted out from his imprisoned bedroom by Ron and his brothers in their flying car. It occurs to me here that this is a movie that might be just a little bit far out and trippy if viewed while under an influence not quite the same as reality. Ron’s flying car takes the boys back to their family’s house; unlike Harry’s adoptive parents, Ron’s parents are both magical practitioners; purebred magicians, if you will. It is with the Weasley family that Harry returns to the school.

But alas and alack! Ron and Harry miss the train back to Hogwarts! Ah, the flying car; that’ll do, that’ll do. Naturally, they almost crash into the train with the car, and actually do crash into a particularly nasty gigantic tree on the grounds of Hogwarts. Eats cars, you know.

That’s just the beginning, though. The boys, joined by their friend Hermione, learn that people are being petrified for no discernable reason at Hogwarts. Who’s to blame? Is it Snape, the professor with an obvious disdain for Harry? Is it Malfoy, the slicked-back blonde bully? Or is it the newest professor, Gilderoy Lockhart? The early evidence points to Harry, of course, and Hagrid, the Gamekeeper.

Harry and his pals must follow the sometimes obscure clues to find out who’s responsible for this skullduggery. What’s worse, the headmaster, Professor Dumbeldore, is under pressure to find the culprit. And for some reason, there’s this creepy whispering voice traveling through the halls of Hogwarts that only Harry can hear – and, for some reason, he can now talk to snakes? Does all of this tie in together, somehow?

Well, of course it does. The appeal isn’t the end result, it’s the journey. This is about as good as the first Harry Potter movie, full of the same mystical charm, although the kids are growing up a bit (the boys in particular are hitting puberty, what with their deepening voices and all). I haven’t read the books, but from what I’m told the movie follows the second book rather closely.

A real treat for sure is seeing all of the veddy excellent veteran British actors in the cast: Kenneth Branagh, Richard Harris, Maggie Smith, John Cleese, Robbie Coltrane, Julie Walters, Alan Rickman, Miriam Margolyes, and Richard Griffiths.

The Chamber of Secrets is about what you’d expect from a Harry Potter movie; it has style, substance, verve, and audacity. The latter is because the movie dares to be as good as the original, if not better. All too often the sequel to a hit movie tries to rest on the laurels of the first film, not venturing out on its own. While it’s evident that Chamber of Secrets is part of a series, it’s also an excellent standalone movie.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is rated PG for “scary moments”; in fact, there are some gross ones, as well. Which means your kids’ll love it! The movie is 161 minutes long, so stock up on the popcorn.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: ***1/2

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