Archive for June, 2006

272 – The Island

The Island is a loud, superfluous cacophony of explosions and gunplay interrupted by quick bouts of sci-fi plotting. I half expected Tom Cruise to be the lead Action Dude, because forces conspire against Lincoln Six Echo, and his world is not as he thought it was. Shades of Minority Report! (One of the cars from MR even makes an appearance here.) And just about any other Tom Cruise vehicle.

But no, we get Ewan McGregor as Lincoln, and I think that’s for the best. Lincoln Six Echo is one of thousands of people who live in an idyllic community underground. They’ve been told that the outside world was contaminated somehow, and they are the last survivors. And every evening, the community holds a lottery to determine which of the inhabitants gets to go to The Island, the last safe aboveground paradise.

Lincoln’s been having some odd dreams, though, and he decides to Investigate, as hero types are wont to do, and he quickly discovers life ain’t really all that idyllic, as he and the other inhabitants are clones for people in the outside world, clones that are being kept for spare parts or for out-and-out replacements, should the originals actually die. Now, if you were good ol’ Lincoln Six Echo, what would you do? You probably wouldn’t run to the head of the community, Dr. Merrick (Sean Bean), because he’s obviously a bad guy. No, you’d grab your gal pal Jordan Two Delta (Scarlet Johannson), who’s just won the nightly lottery, and amscray. And naturally, then all hell breaks loose as the fugitives are chased hither and yon.

Say what you will about most Michael Bay movies, that they’re loud, incomprehensible babble masquerading as a seamless plot, but the movies can be quite entertaining if viewed with the right perspective. Bay uses his trademark pulsating soundtrack that coincides neatly with the onscreen explosions to great effect, interspersing plenty of well-done chase scenes around such plot movers as the Helpful Friend (played here by Steve Buscemi, who’s very well cast) and the Mercenary with a Conscience (played here by Dijimon Hounsou, from Amistad).

It’s sort of like watching an amalgam of The Sixth Day, Minority Report, and Payback, with a dollop of Armaggedon tossed in as a dessert topping. McGregor is far better than Schwarzenegger, Cruise, or Affleck could hope to be, and Johansson does very well in a love-interest role, certainly doing more for the film than the film does for her. Also appearing is Ethan Phillips, who once played Peter on the long-ago TV series Benson, and Michael Clarke Duncan, another winner of the lottery.

So aside from the loudness and the sometimes poor writing, The Island really isn’t all that bad, owing in no small part to the appealing, symbiotic performances by McGregor and Johannson.

The Island: ***

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271 – The Weather Man

Caught The Weather Man, starring Nicholas Cage and Michael Caine. You know how once upon a time the subtitle of this place was “I watch them so you don’t have to?” It was thought up for movies just like this one – the ones that look somewhat promising on the outside, with an interesting cast and premise, but turn out to be utterly unwatchable.

I’ll save you some time. Cage is a local put-upon weatherman who shares custody of his two kids with his cute-blonde wife (Hope Davis), who’s now seeing another guy. The kids aren’t doing so hot – twelve-year-old-daughter Shelly is overweight and smokes; older brother Mike’s in rehab. Yep, a real Norman Rockwell family, these people. Toss in crotchety Michael Caine as Cage’s old man, and you have a recipe for dysfunction.

But it’s not funny dysfunction, and it’s not good drama, either. At first, I thought we were supposed to sympathize with Dave (Cage). There’s a running gag about how people throw fast food at him, and Cage naturally has that sad-sack look about him, anyway. But it quickly became apparent that Dave wasn’t really all that sympathetic – he was an ass to be around, treating those around him with an odd mix of disdain and suspicion.

I thought maybe we were supposed to feel bad for the kids, except they’re positioned as selfish brats. Well, Shelly much more than Mike, who seems an eternal victim/nice guy. Dave, in an attempt to connect with his daughter – and help her lose weight by giving her a positive hobby – helps her to learn how to shoot a bow an arrow, but this self-absorbed, petulant brat can’t appreciate his effort.

The plot thread surrounding all of this familial woe is Dave’s possible new job as the weatherdoofus on a national morning program (Bryant Gumbel plays himself; perhaps it was to be set in the 1980s?). Should he take the job and move his family? Or not? You know what, who cares? I stopped giving a rat’s ass about these people about five minutes into the film. Drive ‘em all off a cliff, I wouldn’t shed a tear.

Caine lends much more dignity to the movie than it deserves, and Davis is excellent in her few scenes. Cage, who can be quite good, glumly sleepwalks through the role.

There, I just saved you the effort. This is why you need to pay attention to me!

The Weather Man: *

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Random blurbs

Chicken Little – Disney animated movie is technically very, very good, meaning that the animation is fantastic – but the story isn’t. The barest relation to the Chicken Little fairy tale is intact (CL claiming the sky is falling, plus some character names), but this is really a story about the love and support of parents. When Chicken Little raises the town alarm when he thinks a chunk of the sky has fallen – only to find it was an acorn – his dad apologizes for his conduct to the town, instead of standing up for his son. This, coupled with the fact that Dad, a local sports hero from days past, is emotionally distant from Chicken Little, and that Chicken Little feels he can never measure up to his dad’s legend in the minds of the townspeople and, most importantly, his old man, leads to some serious Parental Issues. Throw in a possible alien invasion, and you have an odd mix of whimsey and melodrama, and it doesn’t always work. The voice characterizations are apt – Zach Braff of Scrubs is Chicken Little, and Joan Cusack plays his best friend, Abby Mallard – but the dialog is a bit uneven and uninspiring. The movie wasn’t sure if it wanted to be a clever parody of old-time fairy tales and fables (like some of the best latter-day Disney) or a more straightforward, Merrie Melodies kind of ‘toon. This lack of identity hurts it; although it’s still cute enough and lighthearted enough for tots, the movie lacks the kind of knowing humor that would attract adults to it, which is the hallmark of good modern animation.

The Greatest Show on Earth (1952) – A barrel of laughs, as they say, a spectactular array of thrills and chills examining life under the big top of Ringling Brothers’ Barnum & Bailey Circus, with Charlton Heston as the circus manager and Betty Hutton as the trapeze artist who isn’t sure if she likes Heston or Cornel Wilde (as a fellow aerial adventurer) better. Throw in Jimmy Stewart as a clown with a mysterious past, Gloria Grahame as a wisecracking showgirl, and a BIG train crash, and you really do have all you need for a blockbuster extravaganza that would make Barnum himself proud. Wonderfully directed by Cecil B. DeMille, the movie’s glossy with more than a touch of grit thrown in (witness the train crash, for one thing), and there’s not a sour or flat note sounded by any of the cast. Heston in particular (in one of his first roles) is a lot of fun to watch, and the stunts – some performed by the actors themselves, some by actual circus performers – are outstanding.

The Squid and the Whale – Odd movie, set in the mid-1980s, about the distingration of a marriage between two authors, one on her way up (Laura Linney) and one on the way down (Jeff Daniels). Daniels’ role is one that William Hurt could play in his sleep; arrogant, selfish, crude, cerebral, amoral. Linney practically disappears, her role is so inconsequential. The two separate at the beginning of the movie, and the balance of the film focuses on the effect on their two kids, Walt and Frank. The boys deal with the breakup in differing manners: Walt gets surlier and nastier to everyone except dear old dad, whom he idolizes, whereas Frank acts out, masturbating in the school library and subsequently defacing books and lockers. No character seems appealing enough to warrant our sympathy, except Mom – although she immediately hooks up with the local tennis pro (William Baldwin), so she’s no saint, either. So there’s a lot of tension, a lot of aggression, and a lot of meanness, and one has to wonder what the point really is. With no one to root for and characters who seemed strange for the sake of being strange, I was a bit turned off by the film. Anna Paquin shines in a brief role as a student of Daniels.

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