Archive for August, 2006

278 – The Inside Man

Denzel Washington plays Frazier, an opportunistic New York detective trying to redeem his career who lucks into being the man in charge of defusing a possible hostage situation at a downtown bank.

Only things aren’t what they seem. For one thing, the robbers are very deliberate, taking their time to accomplish their task. For another, powerbroker/go-to gal Madeleine White (Jodie Foster) appears on the scene at the behest of the bank’s president (Christopher Plummer) to retrieve something that the bank president keeps in a safe-deposit box. Sounds like someone has something to hide, doesn’t it? Well, Frazier smells a rat, but nothing he tries seems to work. He at first is content to sit back and let the chief bad guy (Clive Owen) indicate his terms and conditions, maybe get him to release a hostage or two. But there are too many unknown variables at play. No one knows how many gunmen there are, or how many hostages. Or, most importantly, how the baddies plan to escape, since they’re surrounded by hundreds of law-enforcement people, vehicles, and guns.

So this turns into a cat-and-mouse game between Washington and Owen. From the audience’s perspective, we can see that the robbers have dressed the captives just as they themselves are (i.e., gray pullover, sunglasses, and white mask), and sometimes they release one – just enough to keep Washington’s Frazier off balance. He can’t figure out what they’re up to, but he also can’t storm the bank and take them by force without risking the lives of an unknown number of hostages.

The story is told in overlapping time frames: the standoff and the aftermath. This is instructive to the audience, as we can ascertain how the standoff ends. Ah, but the strength of the plot lies in the details. As the title bluntly puts it, someone – or some people – who were in the bank when it was commandeered were in on the heist. But who? We see Frazier and his partner interview the hostages, trying to ferret out the robbers, and from what they say we can piece together the rest of the story.

Spike Lee does a wonderful job of maintaining the tension of the situation without really forwarding the plot, but there are some small problems with the script. Washington’s character seems a little too glib; he’s not quite snarky, just kind of flippant at times, and it doesn’t feel right with the scene. I’m not sure if this is a product of Washington’s acting or Lee’s directing, but the two usually mesh much more seamlessly.

All in all, The Inside Man is is a taut whodunnit, reminiscent of movies like Dog Day Afternoon and The Taking of Pelham One Two Three, films that highlighted the congealed multinational humanity that is New York, that should keep you guessing until the end, although it does raise a few questions more than it answers.

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277 – The Descent

Six adventurous friends, some recovering from a tragic accident a year earlier, embark on a spelunking expedition in big ol’ cave in a desolate part of the Appalachian mountains. Suddenly, there’s a rumbling in the earth, and the entrance is blocked behind them. And that’s about when they realize they’re not in a mapped cave, but rather a new cave that their ersatz leader Juno (Natalie Jackson Mendoza) wanted them all to “discover” and perhaps even be able to name.

The women do not fall under the typical categories for horror films; all are strong, tough, kind, resilient, and indomitable. They don’t screech at the slightest noise or movement just beyond their line of vision. At the same time, though, they’re not all uberfit adrenaline junkies out for another thrill (one character remarks that she’s an English teacher, not Tomb Raider). All bring something unique to the team, such as scouting, climbing, or medical knowledge.

So there’s your situation. Six experienced cavers are trapped in a cave that may or may not have more than one entrance. Will they be able to use their combined skills to find another way out? Perhaps, but the situation quickly worsens, as they discover they’re not alone in the cave – one of their number spots a Gollum-like creature climbing the walls and ceiling of the cave. Eeek!

The ladies discover that the creatures aren’t benevolent at all; they’re blind (think mole men, really) and track their prey by sound, like bats, and they’re utterly carniverous.

The overall question that the movie poses to its audience is: Will the friends work as a team, as they always have, to escape their predicament, or will they turn on each other? It’s not a question with a simple answer; the women all like each other, but they don’t necessarily like each other equally, as would be the case in any small group. Take minor tension among them and add a severely traumatic situation, and nerves will be frayed, with possible tragic results.

Director Neil Marshall did a fantastic job of scaring the bejeezus out of me at the appropriate times. This isn’t a film that just throws a whole bunch of blood and guts at you, hoping something will metaphorically stick. The chills are calculated, sometimes coming one after the other, others laying in wait for the right time to pounce. Marshall’s pacing prevents the film from lagging while not overwhelming the viewer with imagery and special effects. I imagine it’s not easy to convey true dread and trepidation when most of your scenes are in literal darkness. Indeed, Marshall, who also wrote the screenplay, is perfectly adept at putting the viewer in the place of the six protagonists, allowing us to feel just as afraid as they do.

To be sure, there are some minor problems with the plot. Sometimes the connection between certain items is a little too blunt (i.e., the camera lingers on something, so you just know it’ll come into play somehow later in the film). But these problems really are inconsequential in the grand scope of the film.

Personally, I found it to be particularly terrifying, because I am a little bit claustrophobic. Elevators are fine, but anything smaller than that would make me wig out. Some of the scenes in The Descent take place while the women are crawling through the tiniest crevice in the rocks – that, as a matter of fact, is where two of them find themselves when the cave entrance is abruptly closed. Truly frightening stuff.

Another caveat, though: This is a very gory film. People are liberally covered in blood; there are stabbings and guttings and smashings and what not. If you’re the type whose own blood makes you squeamish, you’d do well to avoid this film.

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276 – Snakes on a Plane

There’s been a bucketload of hype over this movie, and for my money it’s mostly deserved. Of course, a few years from now it’s not likely the movie will be thought of as anything more than a cult classic, if that, but for the moment we’re in the midst of a phenomenon.

Some have said that the best part of this movie is its title. But no! The best thing is Samuel L. Jackson, for if it weren’t for his lending gravitas to the situation, this would be an entirely forgettable movie. Jackson, as he’s done in just about every one of the zillion movies in which he’s appeared, raises the level of the movie a notch or two every time he opens his mouth.

Quick backstory: Jackson, playing FBI Agent Flynn, is transporting Sean Jones (Nathan Phillips), a witness to a murder, from Hawaii to Los Angeles. The thug against whom Jones will testify, it seems, has a reputation for doing nasty things to those who would testify against him, but somehow Flynn convinces Jones to take the trip east, and on the plane they go.

Before the plane takes off, we meet, in typical disaster-movie fashion, the crew and some of the other passengers, including a flight-phobic man and his wife, a a Paris Hilton-like young woman (and her teeny-tiny dog), two young boys travelling alone, an obnoxious Rich White Man, and a rap mogul and his bodyguards. Oh, and the lecherous copilot (David Koechner) and the standard this-is-my-last-time-out flight attendant, played by Juliana Margulies.

The snakes show up a good half hour into the movie. Which is understandable, since it’s kind of important to establish characters. Who would turn out to behave above and beyond the call of civic duty? Who would cower? Whose death, indeed, would we openly root for?

But then the snakes do arrive onscreen, and all hell breaks loose. People get bitten on the EYE. The eye, folks, the eye! Ow! And on the butt, and the groin, and the leg, and.. well, you get the idea. Hardly a body part is left unnibbled, really, and that’s part of the entertainment.

All kinds of snakes are on the plane, too, including one 22-foot behemoth. Flynn radios to LA so that maybe antivenom could be waiting for them when they finally land. Only, see, because there are so many different snakes, each with a different kind of venom, that’s a tall order. Ah, but worry not, there’s some deus ex machina at work, so that potential plothole is quickly sealed.

Some of the movie reminded me of The Poseidon Adventure, only the plane’s never upside down. Rather, people are herded into the upper-deck first class (previously inhabited only by Jones, the witness), merely because it’s the only place the snakes haven’t yet reached.

Jackson adds a lot to the movie. Verily, he IS the movie; his charisma completely carries the film. It’s true that the man hardly ever turns down scripts, which means sometimes he’s in some utterly awful movies, but he still manages to come out of them all with his reputation as being the baddest mutha in Hollywood intact. Even when he’s tender, he’s a badass. That’s Samuel L. Jackson. He’s just what this movie needed.

The film does earn some demerits, though. For one thing, I think it could have been campier; sometimes it felt like it was going for a straightfaced plane-in-peril vibe, and other times it was a parody of such films. Other than that, though, I thought it was wildly entertaining, even nail biting. Harrowing moment: When the door to the cockpit opens and all you see are raindrop missles coming at the plane – and the pilots are incapacitated.

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Treasure Island (1950)

In the 1950s, Walt Disney’s company produced a slew of magnificent live-action films, such as The Swiss Family Robinson, 20,000 Leagues under the Sea, and Old Yeller. Oh, and this one, a little film that’s not only the best adaptation of Robert Louis Stevenson’s timeless tale, it’s THE definitive pirate movie, Pirates of the Caribbean notwithstanding.

Young Jim Hawkins (Bobby Driscoll) travels to a remote island with Squire Trelawney, Captain Smollett, and Doctor Livesey to find the standard buried treasure. They have a map and everything, arr. But wait! As they arrive at the island, they’re waylaid by their crew, led by the notorious (but a good cook) Long John Silver (Robert Newton), who also wants the booty!

(You know what? I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be ARRRR or YARRR or even HARRRR. Are there any bona fide buccaneers out there who can set me straight?)

Ahem. The crew, er, pirates, kidnap young Master Hawkins and row to the island, but the resiliant lad escapes. Oh, what wond’rous adventure be this! And where be that booty, anyway?

Newton is a perfectly menacing Silver, all crust and salt and piss and vinegar and every other toughness cliche there is, growling to the Good Guys at one point, “Thems that die will be the lucky ones!” Not the sort of guy you want to be late paying the rent to, really. He’s got one leg and all the bile of a thousand Dread Pirate Roberts, and he will not be denied! And Newton doesn’t play the role so much as inhabit it, gleefully chewing the scenery as much as the character demands.

Treasure Island is beautifully photographed; you can almost feel the sea spray and the cutlass on your neck. It’s a wonderful adaptation of an American classic, buoyed by powerful performances by Newton and Driscoll.

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The World of Henry Orient (1964)

This is another old-time movie (well, to me, anyway) that probably wouldn’t be made in this day and age. Two girls develop an infatuation with a concert pianist (Peter Sellers) and stalk him throughout New York City, wreaking havoc on his attempted love life with Paula Prentiss.

Sellers plays it straight here as the debonair Orient – there’s really no hint of his comedic genius, but he’s certainly believable as the Romeo hustling the very married Prentiss. Prentiss, by the way, looks almost pained to be there; this is partly because her character is supposed to be uptight, fearful that her husband will somehow find out that she and Mr. Orient have been furtively smooching, and partly because Prentiss herself looks very hungry. I don’t mean hungry for the role, I mean hungry for anything edible. She clearly looks like she could use a hamburger – she was Callista Flockhart before Calista was born.

The girls aren’t completely innocent in their haunting of Mr. Orient. They lie to a shop keeper as they stake out Orient’s apartment, saying they are waiting for their mother. (Well, one of their mothers.) They play-act in the streets of New York, feigning a sudden illness, causing mayhem and such. Girls being girls? I dunno; I think if this happened today, they’d be in Big Trouble, indeed. And so would their parents, whose visages would adorn many a shrill cable talkfest under the label “Neglectful.”

Angela Lansbury plays of the kids’ (Valerie, played by Tippy Walker) moms; Tom Bosley plays the dad. a jet-setting couple content to let the maid watch o’er the charge. The other teen, Marian (Merrie Spaeth) lives with her mother and an old family friend.

There’s often a sort of Lost Girls mentality between Val and Marian, coquettish debutantes who simply must, must, must be authorities on all things Orient-ish. It’s not so much “Let’s put on a show!” but rather “Let’s pretend!”

The girls think their fun is pretty harmless, that mooning over the Casanova is no big deal. Ah, but then Valerie’s mother gets a hold of the nifty scrapbook that the girls have put together chronlicling their pursuit of Orient, and all hell breaks loose. It’s at about this point that the movie’s tone shifts a little toward the (melo)dramatic as Val’s mom ponders whether to confront Mr. Orient over the girls’ obvious obsession.

All in all, it’s a fine movie, although quite dated. The girls’ actions would feel a bit unsettling in this day and age; I doubt New York parents of today would let their kids wander about the city to this extent. Still, the ending wraps things up fairly satisfactorily. Tom Bosley gets in some practice work as Valerie’s father, experience he’d put to better use as Richie’s father a decade later.

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Galactic Gigalo (1988)

So I was getting a little bored with the usual awesome movies and such and decided to look for some really awful movies. You know the type, the so-bad-they’re-good vibe emanating off them like the stench off a polluted creek. I found a whole bunch that seemed to fit the bill (naturally), and this was the first of them.

I want to disabuse you of one notion: This is not a porn film. Yes, it has an adult-sounding title, but aside from some toplessness (okay, a lot), there’s nothing… er… naughty about it. Well, a tad naughty, perhaps. The nuns in your life should not watch this. They would not be amused.

And, of course, neither will you. The short story. A broccoli from a planet of vegetables has won a trip to Earth in a game show, a sort of take off of You Bet Your Life. The idea is that the broccoli goes to Earth as a human and proceeds to have sex with every female in the town to which he’s been sent. Nice vacation if you can get it. He looks like a seedy insurance salesman, all plump and balding, and somehow he’s going to score with scores of hot women? Well, turns out Eoj (his oh-so-clever nom de coitus) has Special Powers, and his mere voice and gyrations cause women to swoon and such. So, problem solved.

The production values are pretty nonexistent, as is the script, the comic timing, the direction, and any kind of effects. It’s poorly made in really every facet. Even so, it did have me laughing a couple of times. It’s not offensive enough to be well and truly awful, but not funny enough to warrant anyone’s attention, unless perhaps you’re the long arm of the law and are looking for mid-80′s actors, since a lot of these people did little other than this piddling movie.

Remember, I’m here to watch these so you don’t have to. Just in case you were contemplating viewing the grandeur that is Galactic Gigalo.

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By Dawn’s Early Light (1990)

This made-for-cable film spotlights a what-if scenario as the Cold War was in its dying throes. Missles have been launched at Russia – Russia responds, but at the U.S., whom it believes may have been to blame in the first place. Soon, missles are about to hit some of America’s military bases, including Andrews outside of Washington. WW III has been accidentally begun.

Should the president (Martin Landau) immediately respond? Should he hit the Russians just as hard, or should he try to determine who’s in charge of their country first? What if there isn’t enough time?

When the president’s helicopter is downed and he’s presumed dead, the Secretary of the Interior (Darrin McGavin) assumes command, with Col. Fargo (Rip Torn) as his only advisor. The acting president wants to completely destroy the Russkies, even at the risk of destroying his own country in the process. Meanwhile, five men and women aboard a bomber are tasked with a serious mission: Drop a nuke on Russia. Will they follow orders?

Riveting thriller might be a little creepy for people to see nowadays, as it features bombings on U.S. soil and the imminent threat of Armageddon. The cast is excellent, particularly Landau, James Earl Jones, and (surprisingly) Rebecca DeMornay; only Powers Booth, as the bomber captain, seems a little miscast, a tad lightweight for the dramatic nuances of the role. The effects are stunning without being diverting, and the climax is a real nail-biter. Nearly flawless.

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The Swimmer (1968)

A middle-aged man emerges from a sunlit pool during a small party. Shielding his eyes, he notices that from his present location to his own house, a string of inground pools lights his way. He decides, on the spur of the moment, to swim all the way home.

Ned Merrill (Burt Lancaster) thinks the swims will be invigorating and give him a real sense of purpose. He doesn’t anticipate running into a litany of problems at each pool, each greater than the one that preceded it. He’s just an average guy trying to get home to his
loving wife and doting daughters. Instead, Ned experiences at true wakening, one that’s not fully realized by even the audience until the final, chilling scene.

This may seem like a pretty slow-moving plot, but the unerring charm of a superfit Lancaster and fantastic support work from Janice Rule make this adaptation of a John Cheever short story a real winner. It’s not a movie that springs to mind when one thinks of great Lancaster movies or great movies from the 1960s. So what makes it so wonderful? The passion, determination, and perseverence etched on Lancaster’s face gradually dissolves into unease, fatigue, and pain as Ned slowly realizes what’s happened to him in his life. This is one film that shows Lancaster to be a true actor, not some golden boy with classic movie-star looks. He manages to draw you in; you instantly, fervently wish for him to succeed in his quest, but as memories come rushing back with each encounter he has, you become as unsure about his prospects as he is.

This superb film was probably a little ahead of its time regarding the self-examination of the modern American man; it’s quite the indcitment, too, of the American dream itself.

***1/2

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