Archive for October, 2009

Sherlock Holmes with Robert Downey Jr.?!

Below is the latest trailer for the new Sherlock Holmes movie. Robert Downey, Jr. (Morton Downey, Jr.’s brother) plays Holmes, and Jude Law plays Watson. But Arthur Conan Doyle’s sleuth has been, shall we say, modernized a bit. He’s now more of a wisecracking philanderer who’s -- get this -- skilled at hand-to-hand combat. Wha-wha-wha? Bwhuh? Sherlock Holmes isn’t a fighter. He’s not even a lover. Geez and pshaw.

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Before Sunset: second brief encounter is talky but outstanding romantic drama

before-sunsetBefore Sunset is a rarity for a modern movie: the all-talk, no-action comedy-drama. In fact, I don’t think I’ve seen a movie this wordy since…well, since its predecessor, Before Sunrise.

It’s nine years later, and Jesse (Ethan Hawke) and Celine (Julie Delpy) have gone their separate ways. She’s now married to a photojournalist and lives in Paris; he’s a best-selling author now on a book tour. Celine appears at his signing in Paris, and the two decide to walk for a bit around the city, talking. And talking and talking and talking.

Ordinarily, I’d be bored at this point. There’s only so much talking I can take in a movie before my attention really starts to wander. Something should happen! And yet here… nothing ever does. And even though nothing ever really happens, there’s a subtle shift in how Celine and Jesse view each other and themselves, during their lengthy conversation. Did what happened in Vienna nine years ago affect either of them, or was it just a blip in the radar? Celine’s appearance suggests the former for her; it seems that Jesse’s book, which is slightly autobiographical, has brought back a flood of memories. Naturally, Jesse also still has very strong feelings for Celine and wishes their brief encounter had turned out differently.

The movie is steeped in romance. I’m not one for romantic comedies, let alone romantic dramadies, but the chemistry between Delpy and Hawke is so strong that it’s impossible not to get completely immersed in their situations. In fact, the characters are so well fleshed out (no pun intended – there’s no nudity) that you find yourself empathizing with either point of view, no matter your gender. You can see that Jesse, at the start, is still very hurt that Celine did not show for their promised follow-up meeting in Vienna, and he has worked through those hurt feelings by writing this purportedly fictional book.

Meanwhile, Celine has moved on with her life as well, but apparently not without pining for Jesse. (Turns out she had a good reason for not making it to their rendezvous.) Throughout the course of their conversation, the connection between Jesse and Celine is palpably thick. Unlike more-cliched pairings, where one might well shout at the screen for the protagonists to get on with it, already, Before Sunset’s Delpy and Hawke show that it’s the journey, not the destination, that bears the sweetest fruit.

The ending is both satisying and not cliched. This isn’t easy to accomplish; often, when a movie manages to make the audience care about the lead characters, the ending is tacked on, almost forced. Not so here.

Before Sunset is as moving and delightful as its predecessor, and it’s easy to see why Delpy and Hawke decided to revisit their characters. Director Richard Linklater expertly walks the line between maudlin and sentimental; the characterizations are so vividly authentic that one almost – almost – looks forward to another sequel.

Before Sunset: ***1/2

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482 – Friday the 13th

friday_the_13th_movie_image_jason_voorheesAmong 1980s-era horror franchises, there are three giants: Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, and Friday the 13th. Each either has been remade or will be shortly (Nightmare’s reboot, starring Jackie Earle Haley, comes out in 2010). Of the three, Friday the 13th has spawned the most sequels. But unlike Rob Zombie’s do-over of Halloween and the upcoming Nightmare, the new Friday the 13th is abysmal in its execution, shedding all semblence of a plot in favor of by-the-numbers slayings of not-so-innocent young’uns with no moral compass and a strong desire to get slaughtered.

A group of twentysomethings camps outside the notorious Camp Crystal Lake, where supposedly the mother of some drowned camper went nuts and killed all the counselors, whom she blamed for her 11-year-old’s death. Spooky! But this new group wanders a little too close to the camp, where apparently the drowned kid, now grown up, is sort of nuts. Easy to guess what happens next.

But that’s not all! After that group disappears, ANOTHER group of nubile newbies also camps nearby, oblivious to everything; meanwhile, a young man desperately searches for his estranged sister, who was among the first group. Wild shenanigans occur when the group (which contains a stereotypical black kid and a stereotypical Asian kid to go along with the snobby white kids) meets up with the serious, desperate sibling. It won’t take you long to begin rooting for nearly everyone to die.

What separated the new Halloween from its many predecessors was the stylish set pieces that Rob Zombie created. Everything was vivid, decadent, and violent. This new Friday the 13th fails to differentiate itself from any of the earlier films (except maybe the one where Jason’s in space); you have the usual group of kids sneaking off for a weekend of booze and sex, only to see their each of their number get whacked, and not in the good way. Same as every Friday the 13th ever.

There’s no shock and awe in this one – nothing unexpected happens, and it’s all so dully presented that you might even fall asleep before the carnage is complete.

Friday the 13th: *

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481 – Saw VI

saw-vi-theatrical-trailerUp front, you should realize that if you haven’t seen any of the Saw films – or even if you haven’t seen all five to date – you’re going to be more than a little lost if you sit down to watch Saw VI. So much of the plot depends on things that happened in previous films; in fact, even if you’ve obsessively followed the series, you’re going to have to work hard to keep up. Having said that, though, Saw VI is a disgusting treat that’s fairly tightly plotted but isn’t overly complicated. It’s not as great as the first couple in the series, but it does manage to continue the mayhem of the fifth movie while concurrently showing a couple of new “games.”

By the end of the fifth film, Jigsaw is dead. But that doesn’t stop him from making further appearances; the writers simply tell stories in a more nonlinear fashion, as some of the events take place before the events of the original Saw. In any case, someone new – Agent Hoffman (Costas Mandylor) is helping Jigsaw with his morality plays, but the cops are now looking into the murder of Seth Baxter, and they’ve figured out that the murder wasn’t perpetrated by Jigsaw himself. Seems only a matter of time before they figure out who the accomplice is.

Meanwhile, an insurance-company executive has his own series of tests. As with most of the previous tests, William Easton must make some painful decisions about who lives and who dies, much as he does on a daily basis when he rejects medical claims for so-called preexisting conditions. Easton has explosives on each of his four limbs, and once he completes a test he will be able to unlock one device. Trouble is, each of the tests involves other people – his underlings, a reporter, a lawyer – who have connections to his line of work.

So there’s a lot going on, with the investigation and Easton’s predicament basically running concurrently. Everything seems to interlock into everything else – including many events and situations from earlier movies – rather seamlessly. This means that we get clarifying details that color in John Kramer’s intentions and motivations, not to mention further clues as to how the accomplices are connected to each other – and how much each knows.

As with the rest of the movies in the series, the underlying theme is one of morality and the choices that are made in life. Easton rejects claimants based on their ability to pay, which marks him as an immoral predator on the sick, in Jigsaw’s eyes. Now that he has to make these decisions in the heat of the moment, without using his probability formulas, while making physical sacrifices of his own, what will he choose? The moral of this story, as always, is that those who make callous decisions that destroy lives must be held accountable, must learn their lessons somehow.

In case you’re still not sure if this is your cup of tea, let me be clear: this is not for the faint of heart. There’s plenty of blood, there’s bones breaking, there’s eviscerations, there’s trepanation. It’s not a feel-good film. Even so, Saw VI is a lot of fun: its success is in moving forward simultaneous new plots and coloring in segments of previous plots while still offering up more than the recommended daily allowance of gore and terror. Dig the merry-go-round!

Saw VI: ***

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480 – Where the Wild Things Are

where_the_wild_things_are_movie_image_max_records_as_maxSpike Jonze’s endearing Where the Wild Things Are is as genuine and sweet as you remember the book being. Imaginative in design and efficient in execution, the film takes what was a sparsely written book and delivers a detailed, creative, and delightful story that’s suitable for both kids and adults.

A young boy named Max (Max Record) is full of anger; he feels misunderstood and unloved, even though it’s not apparent to the rest of us that he’s being neglected or abused. Max just hates because he hates, and when he’s confused or insecure, he rages against everything. After bitterly acting out against his mom (Catherine Keener), Max runs away from home (in a slight departure from the book), finds a boat, and sails a wide, endless sea to an isolated island full of strange, odd-looking creatures.

The Wild Things are essentially exact replicas of those found in Maurice Sendak’s 1963 book. Actors inhabited large costumes, and the facial movements were added with CGI; the result is that each Wild Thing is individualized, with a strong personality.

On the island, Max finds the Wild Things in the middle of destroying their own huts. Well, specifically, one Wild Thing, Carol (James Gandolfini), is wrecking the huts, throwing everyone else into a bit of a tizzy. Max, clad in a wolf costume, restores order by telling the creatures that he is a king from a far-away land; the Wild Things respond by making Max their own king.

The turmoil affecting the monster tribe is complicated, and Max’s arrival merely forestalls additional confrontations. Carol believes that Max is a true king, but even that belief doesn’t alleviate the tension in the group. There are six Wild Things: Carol, Judith (Catherine O’Hara), Ira (Forest Whitaker), Douglas (Chris Cooper), Alexander (Paul Dano), and KW (Lauren Ambrose), each with his or her own personality.

It’s not clear whether the island and its denizens are meant to be real or merely figments of Max’s effervescent imagination, but it’s plain that the Wild Things represent many facets of Max’s personality and others in his life. Carol is a leader and wants to be beloved, but he misses his true love – KW – with whom he’s had a spat and who has temporarily left the group. Carol is analogous to Max himself, and KW is Max’s mom. Alexander is usually ignored by the others in the group, just as Max believes he is treated by his peers. Ira and Judith, who love each other, are twin sides of the same coin: Max’s mother. Ira is kind and loving, even deferential to Judith, who is openly antagonistic and negative and not a little bossy. This is how Max views his mom, one reasons; she is a woman who both loves him and controls him, a woman who is equal parts yin and yang. This is not, however, how we the audience see her, because instead we see a woman frustrated on multiple levels.

Pop psychology aside, though, the set pieces are tremendous. From the sweeping vistas of the paradisal island, including a vast desert, a thick forest, and golden beaches, to the one big project that Max and the Wild Things complete – a huge living quarters with miles of tunnels leading all over the island. Jonze really went the extra mile to replicate the beautiful illustrations in Sendak’s masterful book.

Where the Wild Things Are is dark and deep, but it also makes your heart ache and soar. Jonze has managed to capture the essence of a beloved book – no easy feat – while producing a wholly entertaining film. Some scenes may be a little intense for very young viewers, but the rousing majesty of such unbridled imagination – both Max’s and Spike’s – lead to a satisfying conclusion.

Where the Wild Things Are: ***

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479 – Law Abiding Citizen

law-abiding-citizenF. Gary Gray’s Law Abiding Citizen, about a man using violence to bring down the legal system while behind bars, falls under the weight of its own premise. Butler and Foxx are good, but movie pretends there’s a cat-and-mouse game afoot; Foxx’s DA has little to do but run from explosion to explosion, and by the end logic and continuity have been cheerfully tossed out the window.

Clyde Shelton (Gerard Butler) is an average guy who’s victimized by a home invasion, during which his wife and daughter are murdered while he watches, tied up. The bad guys are rounded up, and district attorney Nick Rice (Jamie Foxx) gets one of them to sell out the other, thus making a deal that allows the first to get off scot free. As you might imagine, this doesn’t sit too well with Mr. Shelton, who is not happy that the deal was made without his knowledge or input.

Flash forward ten years later, and the convicted felon is about to be executed, and it turns out to not be a particularly pleasant execution – things go wrong, the bad guy suffers a painful death, and so on. Rice eventually puts two and two together and figures out that Shelton’s behind it – but it seems that there’s more to the situation than meets the eye, as Shelton has an entirely different agenda in mind. And thus begins the nominal cat-and-mouse game, as Shelton continues to wreak havoc while in solitary confinement in Philadelphia’s maximum-security prison.

For me, the movie fails on several levels. Although it does have plenty of well-staged action scenes, the logic needed to sustain what’s really a psychological thriller is absent in large quantities, as the so-called good guys’ actions often don’t make much sense other than to propel the plot a bit more.

First and foremost is the motivation. Shelton is mad because Rice took the deal that let one of the guys who murdered his (Shelton’s) family go free. Shelton then decides to “show” everyone involved that their system of justice isn’t optimal for anyone other than the bad guys; to illustrate this point, he decides to bump off those who had anything to do with the plea bargain. Which makes sense to a point, but Shelton then extends that logic to include anyone involved with those involved with the plea bargain, and even those who happen to be idly walking by (figuratively speaking).

So at first, we’re meant to think that Shelton’s a victim here (he is), and we really should root for him. We’re in his corner. Rice is an egotistical jerkwad who barely notices his family and doesn’t prosecute unless he’s assured of a victory, so he’s easily seen as a bad guy. But over the course of the film, sympathy for Shelton and his situation completely disappears. Which would have been fine if Rice had been shown as an equal match for Shelton’s wits – he was instead led around by his nose, constantly several steps behind the villain.

And therein lies a crucial problem with the movie: it’s predictable. Yes, there are some scenes that will make you jump, but Gray takes so long in setting them up that you sort of expect them to happen. There’s also the problem of showing the best action scenes in the previews and trailers, so you know those are upcoming as well.

This is a standard revenge action film with a twist (i.e., that the antagonist is behind bars while most of the mayhem is occurring) that doesn’t even make sense at the end of the movie. Let me put it this way, to avoid spoilers. Throughout the movie, you’re wondering how Shelton is able to accomplish his violent deeds while in solitary confinement – really, the only thing the movie has going for it – but when you find out his secret, it’s so mundane and eminently avoidable that you wonder what all the fuss was about. In fact, the ending itself is senseless, as a better alternative certainly was available.

You also wonder if Shelton’s point about the injustice of the justice system was even really made; Shelton’s slaughter of the innocents doesn’t prove that the system is injust, it just proves he’s a sadistic murderer.

I was fortunate enough to witness a question-and-answer session with director Gray after the movie. I took the following from the session:

1. F. Gary Gray likes doing different types of movies, because he wants to avoid being typecast. And yet this movie wasn’t cinematically much different than, say The Negotiator or even Set It Off. So I’m not sure this was an accurate point.

2. F. Gary Gray doesn’t think this movie is anything like The Dark Knight. An audience member drew the parallel, but the director seemed to think that his movie was much better than the Batman movie, and he downplayed any thematic similarities. Here’s why they’re similar. Each film has a psychotic bad guy who spends much of the film trying to get under the protagonist’s skin – and usually succeeds while in custody of law enforcement. Both films are dark, psychological thrillers. Both films have antagonists who have more vibrant personalites than their respective foils. The films differ in that the performance of one actor (Heath Ledger) was monumentally better than that of the corresponding bad guy (Butler). Without Ledger, The Dark Knight would have been Law Abiding Citizen.

Law Abiding Citizen, hyphen or no hyphen, is an overblown, illogical mess that can be a lot of fun to watch if one checks one’s brain at the door and isn’t concerned with such notions as cohesion and reason. Things go explody. The end.

Law Abiding Citizen: **

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Toy Story 3 trailer

Comes out June 18!

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The bestest animated films of all time, with comments from Terry Gilliam

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No real surprises (although maybe Disney’s Robin Hood, which I liked but don’t consider, you know, to be one of the all-time awesomest), but Gilliam’s commentary is fun, if sparse.

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478 – A Serious Man

a_serious_man_trailerA Serious Man is a deeply personal Coen Brothers film. So deeply personal that you’re either going to latch right onto to its shenanigans from the get go or be lost within five minutes. Movies are by nature highly subjective, but liking this one may depend on how much it resonates with each individual. It’s a black comedy, but not in the sense that The War of the Roses was; it’s more of a tragicomedy, a quirky slice of life in which many bad things happen to one man for no discernable reason and in no obvious pattern. Those expecting a movie like No Country for Old Men or even Raising Arizona will be sorely disappointed.

Larry Gopnik (Michael Stuhlbarg) is a nebbish physics professor (there are no other kinds) whose life is quickly disintegrating. His wife Judith wants a divorce so that she can run off with her boyfriend. His kids are constantly fighting – one is a bullied pot smoker, the other does nothing but wash her hair all day. His brother is an odd duck who spends his time either gambling online or draining a cyst in the bathroom. Oh, and Larry’s up for tenure, and he might be seriously ill, who knows, and his next-door neighbor is a buzzcut ex-Marine with a strange notion of where the property line lays.

Because the movie is so deeply personal, it’s not one that you instantly know is gonna be great; it may take a while for people to fully realize its awesomeness. Or to fully understand why it’s not all that good. Like I said, it’s highly subjective. Personally, I was bored to tears, finding the minutiae of Jewish life a little too tedious. Maybe it’s just because I’m not in the faith (a primary theme in the movie), but I couldn’t get into it, although some of the caricatures were amusing.

I think what bothered me about the movie – and again, maybe having the perspective of a Jewish person would be useful – was that it seemed that poor Larry just stumbled aimlessly from bad situation to bad situation, each one worse than the one before it, with little or no cohesion between them. What is the point of all of Larry’s suffering, anyway? Apparently, this is supposed to be analogous to the Book of Job, but again I retort: so what? What does this all mean?

Probably nothing. In any event, this is a movie unlike any other that the brothers have cobbled together. Even Barton Fink wasn’t as elliptical and confusing. To tell the truth, it feels like a massive in-joke; if you ain’t Jewish, you’re not going to get it.

And that’s fine. I didn’t get the movie and couldn’t find any meaning in it. Maybe that’s for the best. Maybe I’m just not the intended audience. The Coen Brothers have certainly earned the right to make whatever movie tickles their fancy, and it’s obvious this one was a labor of love – highly autobiographical and deeply personal.

If you’re of the Jewish faith, you might want to adjust this rating up a couple of stars.

A Serious Man: **

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Tale of Two Sisters versus The Uninvited

still-from-a-tale-of-two-sistersRecently, I saw The Uninvited and was subsequently encouraged to watch the original Korean thriller, called A Tale of Two Sisters.

The plots* are sort of the same, but the twist at the end is a little different. (Don’t worry, I won’t mention it here.) The original is a little more thrilling (more psychological than physical), but at times it’s really, really tough to follow. Suffice to say that the MacGuffin in the remake is also used in the original, only millionfold. (Slight exaggeration.)

The scary moments are indeed scary – great atmosphere, well shot – although it’s tremendously dark, which can make it tough to, well, to see what action there is. That, combined with intentionally vague plotting and a foreign language, added up to no small amount of incomprehensibility.

Which doesn’t mean I wouldn’t recommend it, just not too heartily. And it’s still much better than this year’s Ameriremake (new word).

*Girl/girls come home from stint in loony bin to find new stepmom taking over house and acting all weird.

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2012 could be the funniest movie ever made

poop2People dig loud, actiony movies. I get that. I love them myself, although some sort of plot is also nice. Disaster movies are basically loud, actiony movies set in an end-of-the-world (or end of some characters’ lives) context. Like The Day after Tomorrow was about nature kicking our butts. And Titanic was about a ship sinking. And Armageddon and Deep Impact were about cometeroids destroying us all. And Independence Day was about strong antivirus programs. You know what I mean.

2012 is supposed to be about -- and I use that term loosely -- the end of the world as heralded by the ancient Mayan calendar. Something about how the calendar ends in 2012. The Mayans were advanced enough to create an accurate calendar, but somehow they couldn’t count to 2013.

Anyway, here’s an extended trailer. It’s hilarious. They’re trying to escape the evil clutches of the Earth! But there isn’t enough time!

I dare you to watch this without laughing. It’s supposed to be a comedy, right? We’re not really supposed to look at this as a serious disaster film.


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